shmock

Insult. Synonym to insults such as ass and shit ... alleviating public use of more well-known potty words that could potentially bring unwanted ill-attention to one's self.

Do us a favor: Use your blinker ya freakin shmockhole!

by Ian Ward September 26, 2004

shmock

Literally meaning "jewellery" or "treasure", the yiddish word "schmock"/"shmock"/"shmuck" is usually used to refer to a cocksucking faggot or, if used with a possessive, to a mere cock. Other common yiddish slang words for a mantool are "schtick" and "putz". Each of them bears a slightly different connotation.

Aaron:"Berel is such a shmock!"
Yan:"A shmock indeed and a nebbish and a kaffer. He's been seen sucking putz for mos!"
Aaron:"Yeah, I've heared that mayse. He's meshugge!"
Yan:"He certainly is!"

Miryam:"Berel, stop scratching your schmuck! that's disgusting."
Berel:"Be still, woman! I scratch what I want."
Miryam:"Yea. Nor nisht in public, Berel. Nisht in public!"

by haDurak March 13, 2009

shmocked

To smoke mokies.. A popular weed/tobacco mix from Northern California

"Dude we shmocked like 3 grams of some fire! I'm faded!"

by fast stang March 30, 2014

Shmock

A shoe-sock. An article of clothing that can be worn like a shoe but washed like a sock.

I love wearing shmocks, if I step in dog poo I can throw them in the washer and then the dryer like a pair of socks.

by Cujo STL March 19, 2006

Shmock

The word you say when your fall suddenly.

"Wow, we're having so much fun.... shmock! ow.. i just fell."

by Jolly, April 30, 2010

Shmock

Shmock is a secret terminology used in some deep, dark sites of the internet, a synonym for "Homie" or "Bro"

I'd never leave a Shmock behind
Shmocks before Thots

by Soul Salt June 4, 2018

shmock mucker

Synonym of the expletive cocksucker which can be said in mixed company to avoid offending others.

Hey kids, did you see that shmock mucker run the red light?

by BJ Morley July 6, 2006