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Fat bitch who sucks man dick
tiny penis, ranging from about one quarter inch to half an inch 8=================== ( he wishes its more like this) 8===
" Shmium is a fatass who sucks his dads dick, and thinks he can get a girl but all he can get is a dildo!
by riverside bitch! February 07, 2011
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