Pocket Full of Stinkies 

(Phrase) When a pothead has more than one joint and they are about to go smoke it with their friends, they'll use this term to describe the contents of their jacket pocket.

"Hey girl, I got a pocket full of stinkies--you wanna go for a ride?"

Pocket Full of Stinkies by Mamma Murder May 12, 2010

Schmilkies 

A term making reference to the female breast or more commonly known as tits.

Random Guy: "Hey take off your shirt so we can see your schmilkies"

Random Guy in Jerry Springer audience: " Hey Jerry..can we see that midgets schmilkies one more again?"(Actual Quote)

Schmilkies by Poontang Clan May 19, 2008

bumping stinkies 

The act of having sex with foul smelling reproductive organs.

After a hard workout, both Mary and John were bumping stinkies despite not having taken a shower first.

bumping stinkies by PaulJohnson October 3, 2008

Shiniest meat bicycle 

Krieg from borderlands 2 has a really shiny meat bicycle

Krieg: "I have the shiniest meat bicycle"
Random bandit: "screams like a little girl and dies"

Shiniest meat bicycle by Krieg the psycho August 5, 2018

sminkles

n. a more attractive term for crow's feet

Oh my goodness! George Clooney's sminkles are so sexy!

sminkles by Betch y u cur? November 29, 2011

shnikies 

1.) Holy Cow, or gee-wilikers, a term used during an act of great shock or astonishment.

2.) A breed of oompa-loompas that create kindness in one's life.

Origin: Developed during the Dark Ages, and since kindness was shocking, thats the word's origin. (see def. 2)

Shnikies, it's a Udavi!!!!

shnikies by Shama lama ding dong May 30, 2008

Shminkle 

Lacking its internal structure or deflated. Usually referring to a man's penis when it is not erect or when it cannot be erect, commonly being described as a Shminkle Dinkle

Stacy didn't have a good time last night because I got a shminkle dinkle.

Shminkle by Remmersz September 16, 2007