shmingle

slang - A person who is single but is on the lookout for a new boyfriend/girlfriend by mingling.

Person 1: "so are you in a relationship?"
Person 2: "nope, i'm shmingle"

shmingle by T & T February 14, 2007

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The act of combining shmoozing and mingling at the same time.

Joe was such a social butterfly that he would attend any party or meeting he was invited to so as not to pass up on any opportunity to shmingle.

shmingle by sailingfool September 9, 2009

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a fat whore who has shingles and small, hot boobs.

your mom is a shmingle.

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Shingles-struck Averill Park girls. Usually having delightfully small boobs with high kinetic energy.

"That Samantha girl is such a shmingle!"

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Shmingle

To aggressively shove and scratch your friends with your fingernails

Works better if you do it to the ankles

Shmingle by Shmingle March 17, 2021

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sheep: ba
me: mind if i shmingle?
sheep: ba

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it means anything and everything and especially goes at the end of sentences best!

so whats up how are you doing shmingle bop bingle boom?

wassup girl you from around these parts shmingle bop bingle boom

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