Top Definition
an extremely small midget often mistaken for as a freak of nature who looks like a tyke but has the face of a 70 year old man and when you see him it will usually be at a festival from a tribe of dancing unicorns in the night of which the world will end
Did that fucking shmiget attack my wife who was just about to get ass fucked from behind
by goboomfyourself June 20, 2007
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