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a super slutty girl who is uglier, shorter, and dumber than you and your friends

Ugh! My chemistry partner is such a shmidgit!

shmidgit by fshneesta July 3, 2007

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shidgit

A lovely couple designed by the gods.

-I wonder what shidgit's kids are going to look like.
-Did someone say shidgit?
-Mendies often try to kidnap shidgit to showcase in their basement
-My heart.

shidgit by NoodleGod June 30, 2014

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Shmiggity

When your high as mother fucker

*smokes blunt*
Person 1: nigga I’m shmiggity
Person 2: I hear it

Shmiggity by Will_naps April 22, 2018

Shmigity

Being high, or blazed.

Dudee, I got mad shmigity in Brooklyn last weekend. It was amazing!

Shmigity by EmAy-Shmigity-Ef August 11, 2009

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shmidget

A nasty little troll human that's gender cannot be determined by the naked eye. It is mandated by human law that they wear diapers to protect others from the unknown. They also must must register with the county and put signs in their front yard notifying the neighborhood that a shmidget lives there.

Old guy in the neighborhood: "HEY!! WAIT DON'T GO IN THERE!! Cant you read the sign?"
New guy in the neighborhood: "What sign?"
Old guy in the neighborhood: "The 'BEWARE OF SHMIDGET' sign out front. Its just too risky.
Old guy in the neighborhood: But this is my house.

shmidget by star bar December 8, 2011

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shmingit

A man names Albert (flamingo) s child, who he feeds covid vaccines to, shmingit, is also known as little fella.

Child: "born"

Flamingo: "little fella shmingit"

shmingit by BIGFUCKINGSIMPBITCH September 5, 2023

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smidgit

A little stupid.

Delroy, a smidgit since birth, was dumber than a box of rocks and proud of it.

smidgit by harry flashman August 25, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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