shmidgit

a super slutty girl who is uglier, shorter, and dumber than you and your friends

Ugh! My chemistry partner is such a shmidgit!

by fshneesta July 3, 2007

shidgit

A lovely couple designed by the gods.

-I wonder what shidgit's kids are going to look like.
-Did someone say shidgit?
-Mendies often try to kidnap shidgit to showcase in their basement
-My heart.

by NoodleGod June 30, 2014

Shmiggity

When your high as mother fucker

*smokes blunt*
Person 1: nigga I’m shmiggity
Person 2: I hear it

by Will_naps April 22, 2018

Shmigity

Being high, or blazed.

Dudee, I got mad shmigity in Brooklyn last weekend. It was amazing!

by EmAy-Shmigity-Ef August 11, 2009

shmidget

A nasty little troll human that's gender cannot be determined by the naked eye. It is mandated by human law that they wear diapers to protect others from the unknown. They also must must register with the county and put signs in their front yard notifying the neighborhood that a shmidget lives there.

Old guy in the neighborhood: "HEY!! WAIT DON'T GO IN THERE!! Cant you read the sign?"
New guy in the neighborhood: "What sign?"
Old guy in the neighborhood: "The 'BEWARE OF SHMIDGET' sign out front. Its just too risky.
Old guy in the neighborhood: But this is my house.

by star bar December 8, 2011

shmingit

A man names Albert (flamingo) s child, who he feeds covid vaccines to, shmingit, is also known as little fella.

Child: "born"

Flamingo: "little fella shmingit"

by BIGFUCKINGSIMPBITCH September 5, 2023

smidgit

A little stupid.

Delroy, a smidgit since birth, was dumber than a box of rocks and proud of it.

by harry flashman August 25, 2003