shmidget 

A nasty little troll human that's gender cannot be determined by the naked eye. It is mandated by human law that they wear diapers to protect others from the unknown. They also must must register with the county and put signs in their front yard notifying the neighborhood that a shmidget lives there.

Old guy in the neighborhood: "HEY!! WAIT DON'T GO IN THERE!! Cant you read the sign?"
New guy in the neighborhood: "What sign?"
Old guy in the neighborhood: "The 'BEWARE OF SHMIDGET' sign out front. Its just too risky.
Old guy in the neighborhood: But this is my house.

shmidget by star bar December 8, 2011

smidget 

a short person, but not quite a midget; a 'smidge' of a midget

Debbie's new boyfriend, Ed is a smidget, he is only 4'5".

smidget by the speech team October 2, 2007

Smidget 

A small bit of something.

Sometimes, I like to add a smidget of sugar in my tea.

Smidget by LaLaLambchop28 October 7, 2008

Smidget 

A little bit less than a midget.

Mom, check out that smidget. He's knee-high to a bull frog.

Smidget by Bustedjaouted March 22, 2008

Smidget 

A smidget roughly translates to 4 Creep Score in the MOBA game league of legends.

I'll come mid after i get this smidget.

Smidget by tellelabin January 16, 2014

Smidget 

A sexy ass short person thats not a midget. A person completely cool and knows everything. Smidgets will rule the world.

That smidget is boning your aunt who is glued to the ceiling.

Smidget by My Stomach is a bottomless pit May 6, 2008

Shidget 

Pronounced just like it's spelled. Definition is a Shemale Midget or dwarf in which case it would be a Shwarf.

At our Sangria orgy, we invited 3 black dudes, 3 black chicks and a Portuguese Shidget. The Shidget wore everyone out and drank all the Sangria.

Shidget by Shidget lovers of America January 31, 2009