Shmeggles

When you're really ridiculously amazing at answering questions. It's the epitome of knowledge and intelligence. You're not anybody unless you're a Shmeggles

Rita- "My friend is so smart!"
Thomas- "What's her name?"
Rita- "Shmeggles, duh"
Thomas- "Damn, I should have known"

Alicia- "All I want from life is to be Shmeggles"

by Yahooanswersequalssex May 12, 2009

shmeggle

The act of having anal sex with one's mom and becoming your step dad in one swift motion.

person 1: Yo Alec wants to shmeggle into my family
person 2: damn bro that sucks

by shmeggle 4 fun July 7, 2011