a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.
by tnkrbell February 17, 2010
by Rheptar. June 6, 2009
1. The word used to refer to a hilariously small penis
2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.
2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.
by Bustin' balls January 7, 2016
n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.
by Joe Vegetarian December 10, 2008
Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.
"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment
"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"
"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"
by Andariel Halo March 18, 2009