a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced
essentially, being drunk
synonym: shmammered
essentially, being drunk
synonym: shmammered
by ak123 September 25, 2004
when you erratically panic over the little things. somewhat like a real panic attack but minus the actual need to panic. when one pulls a shmam attack, they must make a scene and either take it out in: belting out the paramore R!OT cd, doing one out of the 400 dances she's learned, or by doing acrobats on bus railings. Each one of these venting techniques most of the time should be accompanied with the person in question repeating a phrase over and over.
One of the main points in venting always is followed by calling up a poor boy who goes by Phil and screaming curses into his ear.
poor poor phil :(
One of the main points in venting always is followed by calling up a poor boy who goes by Phil and screaming curses into his ear.
poor poor phil :(
guy: hey, did you see that girl flying around the bus today? she was so pulling a shmam attack.
guy 2: i know, she was hysterical for not bringing her granola bar to school this morning.
guy 2: i know, she was hysterical for not bringing her granola bar to school this morning.
by sarahdara February 12, 2008
Holy mother of pearl!! . . .Shmam Keg at 6 o'clock!
by The Sexy Chick December 10, 2009
by Gray shmam October 3, 2016