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shmaffer 

One who smells the stench of ass but throughly enjoys it, thus giving him an erection and causes him to stick his stiffy in a bowl of scolding hot velveeta cheese reducing the raging boner back to its natural flimsy state.
o man im really in the mood for another schmaffer.
shmaffer by cahizzle September 15, 2004
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Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.
That kid was such a Shaffer! He just threw a dildo at the Professor, and the Professor apologized!
Shaffer by Publius42069 May 22, 2019

dirty shaffer 

The "dirty shaffer" is when you dip your nuts in used motor oil and drag them across someone's face
I was working on my sweet hotrod and i gave my girl a dirty shaffer

shaffering 

when an individual likes everything on Facebook.
past term: shaffed
"hey, i just shaffed the shit out of her page"

"who's that chick that keeps liking everything, she's shaffering all over my wall."
shaffering by dont.worry.about. it January 21, 2011
A last name of a person, who is a bad ass motha fuker. Usually the people with this name have brown/brunnet hair,most are asian, they are great athelets (best a soccer (and make jv freshman year)). Shaffer's are extremely smart, and most of all can't ever keep it in their pants.
"Hey guys, look at that shaffer over there, hahah what a douche!Whats this?!?!?!?
Shaffer by fyingdildomonkey November 11, 2010

bruce shaffer 

Bruce Shaffer is a handsome big guy he is really tall and strong. He loves to play video games and basketball. He has brown eyes and brown hair

cassidy shaffer

a poser who thinks she's the most legit person ever. she copies everybody because she doesn't know who her true self is. she dyes her hair periodically because she thinks its makes her cool. she is the fakest bitch on the face of the planet.
My name is cassidy shaffer and i'm a fake vegan!
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