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shmalarded

ADJ. when a smart person is acting retarded/says some dumb shit
madi has an A in math, yet she multiplied 12x13 and got 36... she’s shmalarded
shmalarded by skinnyhoemo December 12, 2019
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Shablarted 

When your dog takes a ride & decides to shit, fart, and blow his asshole all over the dog kennel and then tap dance in it creating the nastiness mess ever.

A shit bomb, shit blowing all over the place.
My dog Shablarted all over himself in his dog kennel on a 2 hour ride, it was HORRIBLE.
Shablarted by SnowflakeZone February 22, 2023