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shlmedium 

When ones dick is in between a shlong and a shlort
Vans dick is a shlmedium, it is in between a shlort and a shlong
shlmedium by Burkblue April 6, 2015
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shlumped 

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.
“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”
shlumped by yuhboi February 29, 2020

Shlumped 

When someone falls asleep or passes out during a social event or in a public area.
"Have you seen James recently?" "Ya, he's shlumped on the couch over there."
Shlumped by Devenk80 November 3, 2019

shlumped 

When you smoke a lot of tree and when you're coming down you feel hella tired, sometimes kinda shitty but also you'll just wanna sleep. Personally I feel more shlumped after i have a good head high like from good bong rips or woods.
"Wow, im feeling pretty shlupmed from smoking earlier."
"Gonna take a nap I'm hella shlumped"
shlumped by lonelystona June 18, 2018
Similar to the wordshmacked,” shlemed means out of this world and is often used when referring to being really high
I was absolutely shlemed last night
I was shlemed on drugs

Shlumped 

Refers to when someone is really drunk or inebriated.
Mike: "yo last night was crazy, I was shlumped cuz"

Nino: "fosho brother last night was mad trill"
Shlumped by Nine000watts March 6, 2015