Shlube 

Shlube is a game in which two competitors take one shoe (preferably a sandal) off, hold it in their hand, and try to disarm the shoe from the opponent.

Hey Kovs, care to Shlube?

Shlube by Kovs13 August 17, 2011

Shlubby 

Definition 1: Adj. Sloppy, offputting, generally used to describe a man.

Definition 2: A Garfield knockoff from the Tumblr ARG "Ever Play This Game" by Tumblr user beabigshot. Enjoys Fettuccine alfredo and hates weekends.

Definition 1
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Person 1: "Man, that dumpster salesman sure was shlubby, huh?"
Person 2: "I would fuck him."
P1: "...what?"
P2: "Uh, I said I would junk him. Toss him back in the trash where he belongs, haha."
P1:
P1: "You need therapy."

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Definition 2:
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P1: "Finally, we're at Maxfun, the happiest place on- what the hell happened here?"
Shlubby: "Shlubby"
P2: "Oh my god it's Shlubby EPTG"
P1: "DUDE DON'T GET TOO CLOSE IT'S LEAKING FLUIDS-"

*banana slip sound effect*
*munching noises*

P1: "Oh my god..."
Shlubby: "Fettuccine alfredo what a delight"

Shlubby by Shlubby Expert January 28, 2022

Shlubb 

n. A person of extreme laziness and extreme lack of motivation. An unmotivated recluse. Someone who expects only the bare minimum of themselves but expects offers of money and rides from their friends.

My friend is a total shlubb.

Shlubb by Josh July 15, 2003

shlubbin 

1. One who is completely belligerent yet feel they can do anything normally.

"Dude, you're shlubbin, you can't drive home."

shlubbin by Marticusas October 14, 2007

Shuby 

The man you always want to be around, life of the party, always brings joy wherever he goes. This is a guy you can go to with anything, and get no judgement, keep your shuby close

This party needs shuby right now!

Shuby by SmokyJay November 24, 2021

shlub 

Working class man who is taken advantage of by management

Don't ask me, I'm just a poor shlub

shlub by Miguel June 19, 2005

shlub 

a person of absolute uselessnes

dude the Big Dizz called off again, what a shlub

shlub by superchevycamaro October 15, 2010