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shlozzed 

almost passed out but still drinking
"Joe is so shlozzed right now, how is he still playing beer pong?"
shlozzed by DaveyDanko June 21, 2009
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The Shlooze 

sit around and [relax} do nothing, enjoy nothingness.
I used the shlooze to get out of work.
The Shlooze by Blee-didle February 22, 2008

Shlooted Newt 

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.
Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

Shlozzed 

Being really high of the herb
I'm too shlozzed to move.
Shlozzed by Kunemberanut68 August 31, 2017
another word for being cross-faded, i.e. being high and drunk at the same time
Bro, Harold got so shloozled at the party last night
Shloozled by homestucktrash101 November 28, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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