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shlongify 

the act of trying to make your penis longer through the use of a prosthetic penis enlarger
steve: duude you'll never guess what i saw someone doing at your party last night

dave: what man what!?

steve: i saw this guy trying to shlongify!

dave: no way dude!

steve yes way dude.

dave: duuude.
shlongify by oLi1357902648 April 21, 2009
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1. to make stuff into a song
2. to make a song...out of stuff...

that wasn't originally

intended to be a song.
Autotune the news rules. songify
songify by Mame550 August 22, 2010

Slangify 

Verb: To Slangify.

If you slangify something, you turn it from a full word into its slang form or into a localised version.

This word came from a need to exress the fact that someone has turned a normal word into slang. It is a problem that arose in an A level English Language Class in York.
- To slangify "Yes" into "Aye" in Newcastle.
- Changing "Cool" to "Sick" is slangifying it.
Slangify by Alex John Bailey September 14, 2009

shlongface 

A person with a nose generally shaped like a penis, often with arsehole like qualities.
hes a fuckin shlongface
shlongface by Carmaz October 3, 2006

shlongini 

A small shlong. Usually less than 4 inches.
I stopped dating him, cause I met THE shlongini
shlongini by zuleika January 14, 2004

shoonify 

To dwell or linger on a particular person, place, event or situation. Usually to the point where it causes trouble for the person or people involved.
Johnny was about to shoonify the situation by refusing to leave the pub, despite the fact that everyoine else had already left.
shoonify by Frances Farmer June 11, 2006

shlonginator

john:hey that shlonginator has such a large cock
enda:shit here he comes

shlonginator:what up choads
shlonginator by shlonginator December 7, 2006
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