shlongdonger

Another name for someone who is a gay male or a female who is a slut.

"Get off me you shlongdonger!" or "Your mum's a right shlongdonger!"

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shlongdonkler

Noun- A phallic object, anything that resembles, even remotely, the male member.

(Pointing at plunger) "Hey honey, could you hand me that shlongdonkler, I plugged up the dumpbucket again!"

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Someone like Gabe who is extremely attracted to penises, to the point of being called a sort of 'dog of the cock'.

Gabe couldn't be more of an asshole and shlongmongrel if he tried

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Any part of the male genitalia that has become loose and saggy mostly due to age.

Dude, the other day i was on chatforstrangers looking for hot girls but all we got were a bunch of shlongdongdooblies.

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"this guy named luka , wants his shlong donged"
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“ You have a fine Shlongadongesrex Good Sir“

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A term for an abnormally huge penis.

Dante has a huge Schlongdinger.

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