schlomotion

The unbelievably slow speed at which Jewish or other senior citizens, move or drive, particularly in south Florida.

Driving in Florida is dangerous, because there's either young crazies on the road, lost tourists, or geezers driving in schlomotion.

schlomotion by harlique December 15, 2009

shemotion 

noun| shee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.

Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”

shemotion by clevername July 19, 2018

slowmotion

Another term for chilling and just laying back. Taking things easy.

"What's good Ease how you?"
"Slowmotion mane breathing"

slowmotion by Ease DaMan April 30, 2008

Slowmotional 

adj.

Use of slow motion in film for increased emotional impact.
This effect is often compounded by use of HD.

Oh my god, this bit is so slowmotional.

Slowmotional by Boonboon June 15, 2011

Shemotion 

The experience of female emotions by a male. Men experiencing shemotions tend to describe themselves as more sensitive and intuitive than normal. Other documented experiences include the ability to multi-task, increased cognitive functionality, and spontaneous, irrational crying.

Erik: Dude, seriously, just finish your work - we're all waiting on you.

Alistair: I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now - and I wan't some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries)

Erik: Don't get all shemotional on me - save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand.

Alistair: You're totally right - that was spontaneous and irrational.

Erik: Friends?

Alistair: Friends!

(hug)

Shemotion by Harold Vlanderpunn January 20, 2011

slowmotional 

Adj.

when a dramatic scene is in slow motion

Say it's the end of the movie and a character is finally reunited with his Mom. When he's running towards her and crying and it's in slow motion, you could say it's slowmotional.

slowmotional by lover/loser January 31, 2018

shemotional 

When someone, particularly a woman, emotionally overreacts to a harmless situation

Guy: "Hey sorry I lost one of your hair bands"
Woman: "OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE"
Guy: "Woah, you're getting a little shemotional there"

shemotional by Catastrophonomlom October 3, 2017