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1.
The unbelievably slow speed at which Jewish or other senior citizens, move or drive, particularly in south Florida.
Driving in Florida is dangerous, because there's either young crazies on the road, lost tourists, or geezers driving in schlomotion.
by harlique December 15, 2009

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