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1.
the slimy stuff found on the bottom of soap dispensers, etc. if not cleaned as regularly as they should.
Dude, I just cleaned that shlarm off of the sink. It was so nasty!!
by the bluegrass baby January 11, 2011
 
2.
n.

Large pseudo-chops that aggressive, defined chiquitas grow as some kind of statement to the system.
I see her majesty's invincible ascendy-christ has decided to once, again, assert her shlarm-warns.
by Noch-Thail December 12, 2009