shlapp

A slap that deals real life crit damage, done by hitting someone with flexed fingers pointed in. Very deadly. Can kill a man before he reacts, often used when someone saying some stupid shit.

"What did you just do to that man's face?" "I gave him the shlapp"

by JustaMercyTachanka October 16, 2019

Connery Shlapp

To slap someone with the backhand and with a high probability that the receiver might enjoy it.

I gave her a Connery Shlapp when she asked me to do the dishes (which made her horny)

by Mel_G June 11, 2023

Shlappe

The slapping of the "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH"

"Have you heard of the recent shlappe?"

by axtherr_! July 1, 2023