shlambasted

When your day has gone completely out of control, and the only logical thing to do is get incoherent drunk. This is the combination of getting shitfaced and lambasted, which would leave you probably in a coma if capable of such a feat.

"I had a totally terrible day. I walked in on my gf cheating, got fired, thrown out of my house, and diagnosed with crabs....let's get SHLAMBASTED"

shlambasted by Nick Gionfriddo December 22, 2008

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Shamwasted

Main Entry: sham·wa·sted
Pronunciation: \,sham-way-stəd\
Function: verb
Date: early 2009
1. the act of being shitfaced, hammered and wasted at all the same time;
specifically : the act of being so inebriated you don't remember anything from the previous night even if provoked

Last night at the bar we were beyond shitfaced we were shamwasted!! We got so shamwasted, we woke up with a bear skin rug, fresh bear meat, a bear head in the shower and we were all wearing Cosby sweaters.. and we live two hours from any sort of wilderness!!

Shamwasted by shelbonics November 13, 2009

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shlambasted • slambasted • Shamwasted • slambaste

slambasted

Drunk as hell, or blazed, or cracked, well i guess just bein f*xored up...

I was so slambasted last night, I tongue punched your moms dirtstar...

slambasted by peterpressure.com January 23, 2006

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shamwasted

where your liver soaks up all the alcohol you consume, resulting in severe intoxication and/or a severe morning hangover

i was so shamwasted last night i cannot stop throwing up.
i am so shamwasted.
you are so shamwasted

shamwasted by theskinniest June 18, 2010

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slambaste

v. to beat someone or slam them into a locker.
n. a good punch in the arm

Mom: "I'll slambaste you if you don't come downsstairs and clean the kitchen!"
Kid: "YES MA'AM!!!!"

slambaste by Candy T December 16, 2008

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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