shizzarrhea 

warm, juicy, delicious, fudgey, diarrhea
mixed with jizz

i woke up this morning at the bottom of my bed covered in shizzarrhea.

after sucking his unit i has shizzarrhea stuck in my teeth.

Who the fuck shizzarrheaed all over my mac and cheese? its delicious!

shizzarrhea by Karly Larson April 19, 2008

shiarrhea 

When stupid people won't stop talking about Shia LaBeouf they are said to have shiarrhea.

Airhead 1: OMG! Shia is sooo hawwwwt in Transformers!

Airhead 2: I knoooowww rigghhhtttt?

Me: Mmm yeah we need to get you some pepto airhead #1. You've totally got shiarrhea.

*Airhead 2 points and laughs*

*Airhead 1 turns red*

shiarrhea by lilwangster July 9, 2011

shiarrhea 

when you have explosive diarrhea poop that is too shy to come out. come on, it's diarrhea, it's meant to come out fast and furious! usually happens after a night of drinking and then spending the night in an unfamiliar place.

i got to the bathroom and i knew i had to go, but apparently it was shiarrhea. finally, once i got comfortable with my surroundings, it came out.

shiarrhea by dointhisbymyself January 4, 2008

shitarrhea 

A shitty form of Diarrhea, simple as.

Mark: Aw fuck Daniel destroyed my bathroom again with his shitarrhea!

shitarrhea by NekoMasterUrbanDictionary May 13, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016