Shavalanche 

The act of one's rectum muscles relaxing so completely that feces flows out without any effort or control devastating all in its path like an avalanche.

ohhhh bro after eating that taco I was hit with a series of shavalanches all night long.

I got so pitted I shavalanched my pants.

Shavalanche by Shiavo August 19, 2009

Savalanche 

When Sav busts a load on your face and you fall asleep with it on. Then the next morning you realize it was Sav's jiz on your face, so you leave it on for the rest of the day for the world to see.

Half of Connecticut's female population is currently walkin around with a savalanche.

Savalanche by Jake88 November 10, 2008

shitvalanche 

When the reality of past corrupt deeds inevitably catch up with the offender.

Climate denialism, freak-show narcissism, identification with oppressive dictatorship regimes in deference to internal security official positions, criminal redistribution of congressional allocated funds, inappropriate grabbing of the pussy, etc...there's a shitvalanche on the horiozon

shitvalanche by YAWA February 2, 2020

snavalanche 

A large amount of snot that comes out of your nose and gets all over your face/clothes/innocent bystanders when you sneeze.

1.) Man, this cold gave me a snavalanche so bad I had to change my clothes.

2.) Don't bring that cat near me unless you want to see a monster snavalanche!

snavalanche by THDaddy March 19, 2008

shitvalanche 

Exactly what you think it means.

I've got a shitvalanche of work coming my way.

shitvalanche by aglsm January 1, 2021

snovalanche 

Deconstruction: 'snot avalanche'.

This is the sudden and unfortunate avalanche-like unleashing of snot as a result of sneezing.

This often happens when you are in a situation where resources to combat said snovalanche are unavailable, i.e in a lecture, meeting, religious service, and so on. Very embarrassing.

Friend: 'Hey, why did you run out of the lecture hall with your hands covering your face earlier? Ha, everyone thought you were crying at that video.'

You: 'What, they did?! Ah, I had sneezed, but it was a snovalanche, and I didn't have any tissues.'

Friend: 'Oh. Nice. Maybe it's best that they thought you were crying.'

snovalanche by FluFace December 4, 2012

Shumalanche 

Shumalanche is a an Avalanche comprised of shit and cum aka shum.

"Have you heard of the Great Shumalanche of 1993?"

Shumalanche by Kin722 December 12, 2024