whiskey shits 

The acrid vile often unexpected liquid black excrement that comes spewing forth violently after a whiskey binge.

1. I was in the can most of the morning because of those goddamned whiskey shits.

2. He thought it was a fart, but it turned out he had the whiskey shits.

whiskey shits by DiggleZ July 26, 2006

whiskey shits 

The type of excrement that is delivered after a night of heavy drinking, where the odor wreaks of putrid and half-digested alcohol and permeates the location in which said "shits" were dropped.

Dude, that was such a party. I was so hammered. Man, I tell ya, I had such a bad case of the whiskey shits that I almost made myself barf when I went to the can.

whiskey shits by InDaHighlandsRanch3 April 10, 2009

whiskey shits 

The loose and heavy bowel movements that follow from a night of excessive drinking.

I can't make it out today, the whiskey shits have me grounded.

whiskey shits by jsflown October 19, 2010

whiskey shit 

The amazingly unpopular drink consisting of two key ingredients; pepto bismol and rye whiskey. Although not very tasty, the drink consists of a drop shot of whiskey into the pepto. After effects very distinctly among users. Use at your own risk.

For the not as daring you can do the reverse whiskey shit which is the drop shot of pepto into a cup of whiskey. Will get you drunk faster.

I was trying to prevent the whiskey shits the day after so I ordered a whiskey shit

whiskey shit by donkeybags August 18, 2008

shit whiskers 

1) whiskers, such as a moustache or a beard, that are made out of shit particles

2) whiskers or hairs that grow out of a piece of human or animal shit

Henry: Hey Benny, when you get a second, look to your right and check out that guy's disgusting beard.

Benny: Damn Henry, it looks like that guy has been washing his face with his mother's asshole. The dude has a serious collection of shit whiskers huh.
or

"I forgot to pick up my dog's shit while i was walking him yesterday and when i walked by it today, the turd had some serious shit whiskers growing out of it"

shit whiskers by Jesus Prairie Dogg December 31, 2009

Shit Whiskers 

The hairs in your butt crack that always track a little bit of poop when ever take a dump.

I had to thoroughly clean my razor after I shaved my shit whiskers.

Shit Whiskers by Diddle Jack October 5, 2016

whisky shits 

The shits produced from excesive drinking the night before.

"Great party last night, but when I woke up this morning I sure had one hell of a headache and a really bad case of the whisky shits.... splattered right up the back of the toilet too!"

whisky shits by wessy January 27, 2009