Shit Envy:
When taking a dump in a public restroom, a person sits down next to you and takes what sounds like the audible equivalent of an MLS GOOOOOOOOOOAL!, leaving you envious of the sense of relief that person must be experiencing.
When taking a dump in a public restroom, a person sits down next to you and takes what sounds like the audible equivalent of an MLS GOOOOOOOOOOAL!, leaving you envious of the sense of relief that person must be experiencing.
I was doing work on the crapper and this dude came in and blew out his O-ring right next to me. I was totally shitvious.
by Lord Steezy December 4, 2014