shitvious

Shit Envy:
When taking a dump in a public restroom, a person sits down next to you and takes what sounds like the audible equivalent of an MLS GOOOOOOOOOOAL!, leaving you envious of the sense of relief that person must be experiencing.

I was doing work on the crapper and this dude came in and blew out his O-ring right next to me. I was totally shitvious.

shitvious by Lord Steezy December 4, 2014

shithousery 

Chiefly British term for underhanded conduct or gamesmanship in a sport, with the intention of gaining an advantage. Typically refers to association football.

Fantastic shithousery from James Ward-Prowse to get Zaha sent off.

shithousery by MRTHICC February 1, 2019

Spitious 

An adjective, to best describe someone that is easily persuaded to believe something, especially in terms of a prank, lie, or quick laugh for your twin brother.

Ethan "Hey, Grayson your looking very spitious today" -wink-
Grayson "umm.. thanks"

-is confused but still posts about it without looking the word up-

Spitious by RadDad2.o October 11, 2017

spitious 

a “good” adjective Ethan Dolan told his brother Grayson Dolan to use in a tweet to describe the fall vibes in New Jersey

“Back in Jersey and the fall vibes are spitious 🍂”

spitious by abbey’s chicken tenders October 12, 2017

spitious 

a good adjective

son of a spitious spanky!

spitious by dolantwinlover October 12, 2017

shitorious 

adjective: shitorious (a blend or a portmanteau word such as George W. Bush's "strategery" word he reportedly said he "owns" while SNL's producer, Lorne Michaels, said it was used by Will Ferrell in a satirical skit ).
1. the ultimate glorification of the word "shit"

Trump's behavior in office could be described by someone as dangerously juvenile, deviant and shitorious.

shitorious by sdurfee February 2, 2018

Shithouse Bastard 

Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.

Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!

Shithouse Bastard by funnydoodette October 9, 2008