Shifty pop takes about 6 hours to make on average, depending on your diet. You will need to eat a pack of popcorn seeds. Wait about 6 hours until your next bowel movement. After you shit you need to extract the seeds. This is a long and delicate process. After the seeds are extracted, proceed to put the seeds in a popcorn maker. You now have a nice warm bowl of Shifty Pop.

That shifty pop was so delicious, who knew bowel movements were so buttery

Shifty Pop by Call me Slick Rick January 8, 2010

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shitty penis popper

a shitty penis popper occures when while a girl recieving anal sex has to take a shit but the man giving anal does not abide to her wishes and stops what he is doing. in doing this he urinates inside her ass hole and sofens the feces so that when the man takes his dick out shit a explodes in an uncontrolable excretion of the waste. horrid and unexplainable occurance lays waste to all who stand infront of it. this horrible event has also been known to mentaly scar and mame all involved. and beware.

Jim: Yo jeff wheres Dave?
Jeff: He had a shitty penis popper last night with shelly.
Jim: OMG Did he survive?
Jeff: Ya, the medics made it just in time but now hes in a mental instatution, but shelly didn't make it.

shitty penis popper by tmac jmillzz February 13, 2009

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shittypookaka

Disappointing results, upsetting news, life’s just like that

I couldn’t find what I was looking for... shittypookaka
I’m sorry your dog just died.. well that’s shittypookaka

shittypookaka by Remmi December 31, 2019

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shittypoo

Adjective - Describes something comical yet poor in quality.

My third-hour English class is shittypoo.

shittypoo by JustMike August 25, 2009

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