skin-shitter 

One who has recently received an experimental COVID vaccine or gene therapy, and goes around shedding viruses and nanotech on the general public, often while getting their free Krispy Kreme donut.

I saw that skin-shitter James at the bar last night. That juiced-up virus factory was shedding all over everyone.

skin-shitter by eggplant boi May 21, 2021

Shitting lava 

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.

GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!

Shitting lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

shitterally 

To soil one's undercrackers so badly that they have to be destroyed with immediate effect. This is normally 'achieved' by sharting too forgivably.

Errr darling. Can you go get me a clean pair of cacks please. I've quite shitterally soiled these ones.

shitterally by ShittierJokes October 16, 2017

Critter shitter 

A nasty, smelly toilet.

GAWDDDD, Bruto has a real critter shitter in his apartment!

Critter shitter by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

shitting Irish 

When you shit green turds.

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.

shitting Irish by jpg3 February 1, 2015

sidewalk shitter 

a person who defecates, usually out of dire necessity, on public walkways.

When going out in L.A., you're lucky if you don't have to pay to pee. Therefore, it shouldn't come as a surprise when nature calls and a sidewalk shitter starts doing his business out in the open.

sidewalk shitter by D.S. Credito March 1, 2015

shitting like a goose 

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

shitting like a goose by #1SMTX October 3, 2015