you know im shittin

Expending wealth at the onset of success

I work hard and besides, you know im shittin

by safe23 August 18, 2011

shittin' the ponce's pisser

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009

When you catch somebody in a lie or doing something they aren’t supposed to be doing.

Sarah- “Did I really say those things last night?”
Bob- “Oh yeah, you were lying through your teeth. Totally caught ya shittin!”

by John Sonix October 19, 2020

The act of doing computer or smartphone-based work while using the toilet.

Person 1: I have too much work to do. I can't even find time to take a shit.
Person 2: Sounds like it's time for some clickin' n' shittin'

Phrase that will soon replace “toilet paper”

“Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”

by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019

you kiddin me?

Dude, no way...you shittin on my foot?

Disposable gloves to have by the toilet to put on before you wipe your ass with tissue to make sure you don't get any shit on your fingers.

I need to take a crap, but I need my Shittins.

by Kyle Scoops November 16, 2017