shittiest musician ever 

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik

Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

shittiest musician ever by folded cache out June 1, 2013

Ripping shitties 

The act of performing a doughnut.

"I was ripping shitties in front of Wal-Mart the other day."

Ripping shitties by Shit ripper November 13, 2011

Shitcident 

An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.

If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"

If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.

When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"

Shitcident by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010

whipping shitties 

Same as doing cookies or donuts.

"Lets go whip some shitties, bro"

"Where were you?"
"Whipping shitties in the parking lot of the cheese factory"

whipping shitties by McTightass April 6, 2014

pissy shitties

an american treat/tradition that we have in movie theaters. you make pissy shitties by pouring pepsi into a bucket of popcorn. it makes the popcorn mushy and you eat it while you watch the movie

foreigner: when you make pissy shitties, doesn't the pepsi leak through the bucket and get your pants wet?
american: yes, its part of the experience

pissy shitties by fuchse May 11, 2016

whippin shitties 

Doing a donut in an automobile.

We started whippin shitties in the 5.0 untill the neighbors called the cops.

whippin shitties by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004

shittie 

The act of taking ones selfie while shitting.

But first, let me take a shittie!

shittie by Got Diesel July 28, 2014