Slitquid 

1. (n) Slitquid. Vaginal fluid. During orgasm a woman releases vaginal liquid, or Slitquid.

2. Slitquid. Female ejaculation or climax resulting in expulsion of liquid or fluid.

"Man this chic last night, gushed a ton of slitquid on my face"!

"Her slitquid tastes as sweet as nectar"!!

by fivepak, October 11, 2011

Slitquid by fivepak August 28, 2021

Shitskid 

noun~ A small annoying child, who is a direct product of asshole parents. Dubbed, said name, for being as persistent as those tough to get out stains.

The neighbors little shitskid, keeps fuckin' with my dog. I guess I'm going to trade the dog for a box of bees.

Shitskid by Squeakster February 17, 2009

shiquid 

a combination of liquid and shit. when your shit is literally liquid.

Joe: dude wats that liquid brown stuff drippin from yer pantleg?

Bill: aw man i totally shiquidded all over teh floor

Joe: noob

shiquid by Gumball323 July 16, 2010

shit squid 

A person who reacts like a squid when confronted but, in lieu of ink, utilizes their own shit to spew on to everything around them.

Frederick's such a shit squid, he accuses everyone of the same shit he does anytime he gets called out.

shit squid by derekjaydj October 12, 2019

shitsquatch 

Large, foul-reeking, potentially hairy load of shit that was deposited in your toilet by a houseguest you wish had left earlier. Inspired by the famed Sasquatch of similar lore.

Dear god honey, your Uncle Frohicke laid a shitsquatch in here! Open the goddamned windows!

shitsquatch by Buzz Zoo July 1, 2007

shitquidity 

1) n. State when liquidity has dried up in the financial markets
2) n. Liquid diarrhea

1) This shitquidity is horrible, I can't trade anything.
2) Man, I had bad shitquidity this morning, but Imodium A-D took care of it.

shitquidity by hurdlocity April 1, 2009

shitquick 

Extremely fast

"He better get here shitquick or I'm leaving without him."

shitquick by AwfulDarkJedi July 19, 2009