Shitzophrenia 

Multiple shit personalities.

Are you an angry shitter? Do you find yourself expressing multiple personalities while emptying your bowels? You may be suffering from shitzophrenia.

Shitzophrenia by Wsop01 February 15, 2010

shitsophrenia

Dementia poocox-
A psychotic disorder characterized by frequent scent detection of fecies. Often times shitsoprenics have multiple personalites in which one "face" carries on everyday smelling, but the other "face" intermittently becomes overwhelmed with the scent of man dumps. After years of untreated shitsophrenia subjects develop a poo-losophy and become distant from bathrooms altogether. As many cases advance through time subjects afflicted find themselves hallucinating and screaming until insanity pervades. At this point in the hallucinations, accidental suicide is prevalent as the subjects seek to plug their nose with anyhing they can find and eventually squish their brain.

"Dude it smells like baby brown paste like mass in here I gotta get out of here, oh wait, I guess it doesn't that must be my shitsophrenia acting up again."

shitsophrenia by JoRoMo December 10, 2009

Shitzophrenia 

A shit which can turn from solid to liquid, or vice versa, without warning.

My sister did a hard shit, then a sloppy shit....reckon she is suffering from shitzophrenia

Shitzophrenia by Dave Bryan March 25, 2013

shitsophrenic 

An idiot that needs to be by the shitter just in case he needs to shit his brains out.

When one's bowel movements take over regular thinking.

As an undiagnosed shitsophrenic, Jack didn't know shit from shinol.

shitsophrenic by michigan state kitt'n March 3, 2015

Shitzophrenia 

When you have to take such a mean shit it whispers to you subconsciously to take a shit.

Damn bro, that Tacobell has me with a fierce case of shitzophrenia.

Shitzophrenia by jiro_zer0 March 9, 2022

shitzophrenia 

Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BILL: Do you have shitzophrenia?

BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?

BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?

BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.

shitzophrenia by Joey Schwartzman February 21, 2006

Shitzophrenia 

(Noun) Informal medical name for severe diarrhoea especially the explosive liquid kind that sprays the toilet bowl.

Hey Junaid, I heard you were diagnosed with a case of shitzophrenia.

Shitzophrenia by Juna358 April 4, 2019