Shitpost

A post of little to no sincere insightful substance. Especially a "shit"(low)-effort/quality-post with the sole purpose to confuse, provoke, entertain or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction. Often exemplified in surreal out-of-context posts.

Shitposts can be many things including memes, spam, and bait - but rarely vice-versa.
Unlike memes, shitposts have no template.
Unlike spam, shitposts don't need repetition.
Unlike bait, shitposts aren't designed for response.

Why does this image of a possum with a gun say "triangle"?
You wouldn't get it. It's just a shitpost.

Shitpost by got1837 February 8, 2021

Shittop 

A laptop that has extremely poor performance, particularly when gaming

Sorry guys I'm lagging...
Fix your fucking shittop bro

Shittop by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021

Shitpost

1. (noun) any content on the internet whose humor derives from its surreal nature and/or its lack of clear context. Differs from a meme: whereas a meme's humor comes from its repeatability, a shitpost is funny simply because it isn't a predictable repetition of an existing form. Shitposts can become memes, but memes cannot become shitposts.
2. (verb) to create such a post

A person who shitposts is known as a shitposter

1: did you see that shitpost on my tumblr this morning?
2: no, i hate shitposting

Shitpost by MaddieHue May 2, 2018

Shipophile 

A sick person who ships children with fully grown men.

(A word I made up so I can describe weird people like this. ((YES, shipophiles exist)) don't judge me).

Jessica: You and our teacher Mr Thompson would be such a cute couple.

You: "Eww, you're such a shipophile"

Shipophile by SmallPotata December 31, 2020

shitpost

To make utterly worthless and inane posts on an internet messageboard.

This guy loves to shitpost all over the forums. Look at this crap:

TrevorReznick> my posts are only 5.22% of the total posts on this forum

shitpost by jarrynkell July 23, 2008

elastic shitposting 

A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.

Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.

elastic shitposting by Guild the Lily November 8, 2020

shitposter 

A person who regularly submits terrible or nonsensical posts to an internet forum.

These shitposters are screwing up the forums!

shitposter by homer55 August 4, 2007