shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired

Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.

shitcanned by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.

Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.

shitpantsed by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009

shitpagne supernova 

Verb- taking a leaky dump on a person who is on fire in an attempt to put them out...

uhm, like, spencer was wasted and fell pon the campfire but, luckily eric had spent the day at taco bell, thus, he was able to shitpagne supernova him and saved his LIFE,...LIFE...LIFE

shitpagne supernova by Shmanye west October 16, 2011

shatpanked 

to be very drunk to the point where you cant walk or talk.

i was shatpanked last night. do you wanna go and get shatpanked

shatpanked by john griffiths May 25, 2006

shitfanned 

The state of being hit by the proverbial shit after it hits the fan. Taking the blame for a big time fuck up.

The CIA is getting shitfanned by the media over those torture tapes it destroyed.

shitfanned by ozraven January 4, 2008

Shitpanning 

(verb) to shitpan. When one or a group of drunken people attempt to cook for themselves in the early hours with disasterous effects. Extra points for using ingredients you don't technically own.

NB: This is not the process of deficating on the toilet seat as suggested by the noun 'shitpan'.

"Mate I'm not well after all the booze and shitpanning last night."

"Her flange tastes like a shitpanned stew."

"Want to come over for dinner? I promise I won't shitpan it."

Shitpanning by NotRichardCole January 29, 2010

shitgunned

To take something noble and honorable and throw it all away in search of self promotion and damaged goods. Kind of like Anakin Skywalker threw away being the savior of the galaxy for Natalie Portman, only if you replace her w/ Lindsey Lohan and the cover of galactic douche magazine.

Darren was going to be a Jedi but he shitgunned it all and ended up getting killed by his son.

shitgunned by Snips. December 31, 2011