shitfuckingasshole 

A person who is widely thought of as a most incredible and unparalleled asshole.

Without a doubt you should divorce that shitfuckingasshole.

shitfuckingasshole by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2018

Shitpanning 

(verb) to shitpan. When one or a group of drunken people attempt to cook for themselves in the early hours with disasterous effects. Extra points for using ingredients you don't technically own.

NB: This is not the process of deficating on the toilet seat as suggested by the noun 'shitpan'.

"Mate I'm not well after all the booze and shitpanning last night."

"Her flange tastes like a shitpanned stew."

"Want to come over for dinner? I promise I won't shitpan it."

Shitpanning by NotRichardCole January 29, 2010

Shitalking 

The art of taking a crap whilst on the phone.

Boy 1: Dude hold on a sec, I need to wipe...

Boy 2: Dude stop shitalking while i'm on the phone!!

Shitalking by iChantz January 11, 2009

Shithawking 

When you are so constipated that you have no choice but to get into the Shithawking position on the toilet to release the massive load of poop that's stuck.

Damn, these pain meds have had me Shithawking all week!

Shithawking by XxGypsyEyesxX August 26, 2017

Shitfucking tea bitch 

Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.

That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off

Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar

Shitfucking tea bitch by cornholouos February 17, 2010

shitpicking 

The act of trying to find every little freaking thing wrong about anything, in a rather sad/pathetic attempt to validate one's intelligence, yet the act of shitpicking actually does the opposite; as it proves that the person shitpicking is so desperate for attention that they will grasp at literally anything in an attempt to prove someone else wrong, and/or win an argument.

Person 1: (referencing a baking recipe on the web for a "brownie cookie") The person who owns this baking site should know that a brownie IS a cookie, and in fact, is a type of bar cookie. I read it in a book in my culinary arts class, the name of the recipe is just retarded.

Person 2: the average person would not consider a brownie to be a cookie

Person 1: yes, but the person who runs this baking website should know this. I consider the brownie/cookie thing to be a biggy mistake

Person 2: you're shitpicking. stop.

shitpicking by smartgenius1 May 26, 2009

shitfacing 

verb: The act of making comments or adding content to your social networking profile while intoxicated.

Man, I'm in so much trouble with my boss. I forgot that he friended me last week, and I was shitfacing about how much of a tool he is.

shitfacing by bstiff February 23, 2009