Top Definition
1. redneck term for 'apparatus'. 2. technical term for a throwaway shell script or quick tool.
Hand me the shitjack (pointing to the remote control). I need to hook my DVD player up to the shitjack. I need to program a shitjack to query data from MySQL.
by JSbig June 25, 2015
2 more definitions
a toilet usually in prison or jail
move dude i gotta get to the shitjack before i shit on myself
by james37601 January 02, 2009
The act of shitting in one's hand, and then masturbating with it. (The lonely mans gay sex)
Dude, what took you so long in the shower? ......ah did a good shit jack!
by Nightbiker07 December 05, 2008

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