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Shittower is Something you do before getting dressed to go to work you take a shit and then immediately shower.

However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.
I just finished my coffee and i am going to shittower and get out here.

Thanks Tbagmartin
Shittower by Tbagmartin August 17, 2011
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A derivative of Chitown. A lawless area on the southside of Chicago inhabited by Shines where multiple shootings are a daily occurrence.
Lets visit Chicago this weekend but we want to make sure we stay far away from Shitown so we don't get shot.
Shitown by Uncle Morrie May 4, 2017

Shitdown 

showdown where you throw shit at your opponents
3... 2... 1... SHITDOWN!
Shitdown by guhhhhhhhh June 29, 2023

Shitclown 

a reeeaaaallllyy big dbag. someone who acts out as a completely ridiculous asshole.
a guy in a wife beater is at a party and trying to fight with every person there by yelling "step up to the big mannn". another person looks at their friend and says, "wow, what a shitclown."
Shitclown by martha bradley April 14, 2010

Shittoon 

1. A water going craft similar to a pontoon boat, but shitty. 2. A vessel barely afloat or moving under its own power
Hey Handon, you want to take the SHITTON out on white creek this weekend.

Hey watch out for that parked car. I don’t want the SHITTOON to rip off it’s bumper
Shittoon by Conrad Liguish May 3, 2019

Shiteroon 

Can be pronounced as shite-eroon or shit-eroon. Like a macaroon but full of shit. So if your friends are screwing you over, you could say they're feeding you shiteroons, or a shiteroon.
Dude: Man that person is really screwing you over.
Bro: I know she's been feeding me shiteroons. Sooner or later I'm gonna have to stop eating them.
Shiteroon by DogWho16 June 27, 2016

shittonne 

A lot. Simply a variation on shit-ton.
Man, there were a shittonne of people at that concert.
shittonne by Dylan1012y July 12, 2009