Shitdick

Having fecal matter on your weiner

Yo did you hear about Pheytyn and Kate? He stuck it in her bum and got Shitdick

by PheyPhey December 16, 2017

Shitdick

Adjective. Used to describe anything imaginable or possible when one is under the emotional state of being irritable or agitated.

Can also be used to describe a person or another living being or creature. Also when one is agitated or irritable, or the person in question has wronged the individual using said word.

John stubbed his toe and yelled “shitdick”

The guy who scratched my car is a shitdick

Also when you finish anal you now possess a “shitdick”

by Shadowpossum February 19, 2022

Shitdick

When a woman shits on your meaty cock when fuckin her in da ass

Mark: oh baby you shitdick
Baby: oh shitdick I'm sorrry

by BigDBilly March 28, 2023

Shitdick

Shitdick can mean Dickshit and also mean someone that is a retard. Incapable of having any laughs and has a dick up their ass.

sammi: hey shitdick! hows it going?
karina: hey dickshit! im good, how r u?
sammi: good man!

by poppopcorn December 7, 2013

Shitdick

1.Shit and dick combined

1.aki got a shitdick.

by Lil' Purple Guy September 5, 2015

jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"

After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me

by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017