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shitcolt 

A slang term used for when a male has a giant penis (a.k.a. "Hung like a horse" for the COLT in the word) and he shoves the fully erect state into the rectum all at once, causing all of the fecal matter to either be smeared all onto the penis or pushing it back farther into toe body causing pain to the female or male.
Guy: Did you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, but that shitcolt hurt like a son of a bitch!
shitcolt by COLTZ-ONE July 28, 2008
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shitcoil 

The water that hits your butt when a large amount of poop hits the water.
Dude i had a major shitcoil last night.
shitcoil by notorious RWT April 21, 2013

Shit Cool 

Ah man,last night was Shit Cool

Yeah it was!!!
Shit Cool by Brian Nolan January 29, 2009

shitpool 

"Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116" is a shitpool of letters
shitpool by ColeslawProductions February 24, 2014

shitcola 

SOMEONE:DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM

WTF IS DIS COLA

CHAD:SHITCOLA
shitcola by Komobokho tongoko July 21, 2023

shitcookie 

The smell in your bathroom after you're finished doing your business when you spray vanilla air freshener that mixes with your number two bodily function
Don't use vanilla air freshener in the bathroom or you are going to experience what a shitcookie smells like or who left the shitcookie bomb in the crapper?
shitcookie by Malooga December 30, 2023