Shitbritches 

People who have something good happen to them should be happy and fulfilled, have some purpose in their lifel and prove that life is good and they can spread the goodness around.

But some of them blow it because they can't control their reactions to their good fortune. It all turns to shit and their life is therefore more crappy than it would have ever been if they didn't have that really good luck happen to them in the first place.

Someone like that is a shitbritches.

For a while there, Britney Spears was a pure shitbritches.

Shitbritches by notalottogiotto March 17, 2010

shit britches

pants that young guys with identity problems like to wear. shit britches do not fit properly whether around the waist or the inseam, it exposes the wearer's underwear, and it weighs down their pants like they just shit them. shit britches also make the wearer walk like gumby and several other cartoon characters and keeps them from being able to run from the police in the event they "bust a stupid dope move" and feel the desperate need to prove their manhood (usually unsuccessfully).

the origins of shit britches are debatable, but it most likely came from prison punks (aka. prison bitches) providing easy access to their cellmates for some instant romance. chicks don't usually think shit britches are sexy so it really amounts to a form of fashion that guys wear for other guys.

Yo G, those shit britches really show your feminine side!

shit britches by malinguist March 3, 2010

Shit britches

Baggy pants worn by young men that hang low on the hips and have a crotch down to the knees. The wearer looks all for the world like he has has a load of shit in his britches (or breeches, if you prefer).

My nephew came by the other day wearing shit britches. They fit so poorly, the lad could hardly walk.

Shit britches by Baby Hughy September 21, 2004

Stinky Shit Britches 

A person who reeks of shit because they either have neglected to properly wipe their asshole or they haven't bathed in several days.

Guy 1: "Eww what's that smell?"

Guy 2: "Probably stinky shit britches over there."

Stinky Shit Britches by stinkyshitbritches May 31, 2018

shitbitcher 

A person that is a meany and you want to insult them in a humorous way.

You shitbitcher

shitbitcher by Shitbitcher January 25, 2017