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A completely useless individual who is unaware of his/her own complete uselessness. Tell that shitbird I'm out of the office. Until the 12th...of never.
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A military term used to describe an unsat Marine/Soldier/Airman/Sailor. That fucking SHITBIRD, Corporal Doe, had his uniform inside out and forgot to shave his goatee he grew during leave for inspection this morning!
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From military slang and jargon. A term used to describe anything that is unacceptable or just downright shitass. Also a term of endearment for friends. See also: shitass
"Tweet tweet. Here comes the bird. The Shit-Bird!" "Hey, shitbird, can you hand me that church key over there?"
"Shitbird! I can't beleive that I forgot my keys in the car." "This thing is so shitbird. Who would design something to work like this." |
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A completely useless creature that does nothing but cause nuisance and aggravation. Originally coined in the US Navy by sailors tasked with washing decks clean of the massive amount of avian excrement created by sea birds that shit all over everything. Has come to define any living creature, human or otherwise, that is without redeeming qualities. Sailor: "I just got assigned to swab the fucking launchdeck... The goddamn shitbirds flew over last night and completely destroyed it."
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n. An undesirable renter, who flies in, shits all over everything, and flies out, leaving the owner and neighbors to clean up their mess. Those shitbirds have trashed the rental property next door. I hope they move out soon and take their POS trucks and mangy dogs with them.
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a rare bread of half bird half shithead. "Ryan is a shitbird."
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someone you know, but do not necessarily like, but cannot seem to get rid of. a "friend" in your group that no one claims to introducing to everyone, an ex-significant other who you still have sexual relations with, or a family member that you feel obligated to invite to get togethers. friend: "man, who invited Bob to the party?"
other friend: "not me, but someone here had to bring that Shitbird" dude: "man, it's been a long time since i got any play, im calling what's-her-face" other dude: "oooooooh, bootycalling the Shitbird!" uncle: "you know we don't approve of your brother and his 'wife'. why did you bring them to my party?" nephew: "it's not my fault, he saw me making the beer run, i had no idea i was going to be Shitbirding today!" |
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