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A completely useless individual who is unaware of his/her own complete uselessness. Tell that shitbird I'm out of the office. Until the 12th...of never.
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A military term used to describe an unsat Marine/Soldier/Airman/Sailor. That fucking SHITBIRD, Corporal Doe, had his uniform inside out and forgot to shave his goatee he grew during leave for inspection this morning!
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From military slang and jargon. A term used to describe anything that is unacceptable or just downright shitass. Also a term of endearment for friends. See also: shitass
"Tweet tweet. Here comes the bird. The Shit-Bird!" "Hey, shitbird, can you hand me that church key over there?"
"Shitbird! I can't beleive that I forgot my keys in the car." "This thing is so shitbird. Who would design something to work like this." |
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A completely useless creature that does nothing but cause nuisance and aggravation. Originally coined in the US Navy by sailors tasked with washing decks clean of the massive amount of avian excrement created by sea birds that shit all over everything. Has come to define any living creature, human or otherwise, that is without redeeming qualities. Sailor: "I just got assigned to swab the fucking launchdeck... The goddamn shitbirds flew over last night and completely destroyed it."
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anyone who doesn`t agree with your ideas, style, politics, or way of life. That guy won`t listen to anything I say, what a shitbird.
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n. An undesirable renter, who flies in, shits all over everything, and flies out, leaving the owner and neighbors to clean up their mess. Those shitbirds have trashed the rental property next door. I hope they move out soon and take their POS trucks and mangy dogs with them.
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A guy that only hangs out and isn't cool or trustworthy. His most note-worthy characteristic is that he shamelessly tries to hook up with your ex-girlfriends or your friends' ex-girlfriends while still trying to be a part of the group. It is also likely that he is only part of the group because he wants hook up with the exes. A Shitbird is arrogant, stupid, and difficult to shoo off. #1: "Oh great here comes Herbert."
#2: "Did you see him talking to Janice? He's such a Shitbird." #1: "Caw...caw...caw" |
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