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ME; I am a shitbarf
Shitbarf by HIMYNAMEISTOKYO -0.o- February 21, 2020

Shitbarn 

A prototype tank that appears famously in World of Tanks and War Thunder called the FV4005.

It's turret is shaped like a barn, with very little armor, housing a 183mm Gun that fires HESH, also known as 🅱️ESH.

It is decently fast but finds trouble aiming due to a lack of any elevation or depression of the gun.

It is basically a british KV-2.
That Shitbarn just nuked a fellow Progetto 46!
Shitbarn by Codex-Chaser May 2, 2022

Shitbarge 

A living complex that lacks organization or responsible oversight to the point where the only reason for living at this establishment is for fiscal reasons. Because of this there is little or no accountability. Conditions of this place are comparable to living on a barge that hauls manure. Usually everyone is miserable, the facilities don't function properly and for lack of better words - everything is covered in shit.
Ted: "The electricity still doesn't work and now our window won't close. I told the landlord three weeks ago to have someone look at this but he still hasn't!"

Ron: "Yeah and that bitch across the hallway is fucking her BF while the door is open again. Fuckin' eh that shits gross!"

Ted: "I HATE LIVING IN THIS FUCKIN' SHITBARGE!"
Shitbarge by MAINEBOY July 25, 2011

shit barf 

The act of vomiting while defacating.
Who the hell shit barfed in my bathroom!?
shit barf by Charles Browndick November 9, 2012

Shitbarge 

A large, 4-door, generally American sedan which is cheaply made and unreliable.
Did you see that Chevy Hank got? It’s a total shitbarge!
Shitbarge by RandomGuy7777 March 22, 2020
I really shouldn’t have eaten sushi from a subway vendor for dinner, I’ve been shibarfing all night.
OR
On January 1st you have to put the trash can next to the toilet to accommodate the shibarfing.
shibarf by lady January 4, 2005
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