A frozen piece of doody shaped (usually by hand)like a ball.

The are DEEELISH!!!
I got a tummy ache from staying up all night eating shitballs!
by shitball September 11, 2003
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A typical Father/Male. Meaning: complete assholes. They are total jerks, fags that like to wank themselves at night, moaning to the sound of a grandmas sleeping. They love to make their kids unhappy, suicidal, and just plain ashamed of their own fathers. They pillow boys. They have no dick, because they are homos'.
"Look at that Shitball over there, he thinks that nobody sees him pissing behind that tree."

"DAMN! He has no penis! Thats what you call a Shitball."
by CheySteph June 12, 2009
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small dangle-berry like artifices protruding from the hair follicles of the external anal sphincter
Before beginning the prostate examination, Dr Lin proceeded to clear teh shitballs from David's anus.
by max lin November 8, 2003
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What you call your mom's meatballs when she buys the cheap brand.
Gosh mom, those shitballs look like your shitballs.
by thesexyman123 July 17, 2011
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When You Have Anal Sex And Her Ass His So Looser Your Balls Become Engulfed In Poop.
I Was Ass Fucking This Ho And Got Mad Shitballs.
by Brent April 1, 2005
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A virus so serious that cannot be removed. (Even the FBI and M15 cannot identify what the offending letters stand for.) It will send you spam messages of porn, and popups of naked men, women, and children will frequently appear and invade your computer screen.
*clicks on a link*
OMFG, i just clicked on shitballs, FUCK!
by ren preston November 20, 2008
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Jim Carrey's exclamation of surprise and shock at the acquisition of new evidence, as seen in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". Can also denote happiness, digust, etc.
"Lois Einhorn? Missing hiker? Holy SHITBALLS!"
by Lolita & Herb March 17, 2007
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