shit trashed 

Extremely intoxicated. Involves being ridiculous and probably blacking out. Signature product of combining grain alcohol and uppers such as red bull or cocaine. Being shit trashed creates glorified regrets and is addictive.

She was shit trashed last night and I simultaneously envy and feel sorry for her.

shit trashed by 625mL January 6, 2011

shitcrashed 

Someone who shits rapidly and uncontrollably

Ex: My brother shitcrashed after eating Taco Bell

shitcrashed by Bablyyz January 31, 2025