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the shit and stank 

when you dookie in someones house and wipe your ass on the doorknob
bruh my girl just broke up with me im boutta pull the shit and stank

don't act like yo shit don't stank 

you keep on judging me, don't act like yo shit don't stank, you the same as everyone else

don't act like yo shit don't stank 

don't act like you ain't never did something before that someone else did.
person 1: yo, my brother cracked on me for getting in a fight at school and lost.

person 2: for real.

person 1: tell him "bro don't act like yo shit don't stank"

person 1: for real

shitstalking 

When someone tries to find you by following your trail, using your shit to track you.
He had become highly adept at shitstalking when he used to track ex-CIA operatives when they fell off the government’s radar.
shitstalking by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019
The smell a hobo makes.
"Your shitstank powers are overwhelming I'm shutting down now."
shitstank by Shin Mega December 14, 2008

shitshank 

A shitshank is a result of anal sex where the person giving anal has his penis clogged with shit resulting in an inability to urinate or ejaculate.
Man, I couldn't piss after fuckin' that chick in the butt 'cause I had a damn shitshank!
shitshank by Justin Budweiser March 27, 2007