Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS)

Is when you take a shit in a paper bag then slap someone in the face with it.

Bill: That fucking chode pissed me off so much yesterday i gave him a Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) and he cried. He smelt like shit for the rest of the day.

Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) by ChoadZilla69 February 23, 2010

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shit out of a shanghai

To describe a object moving quickly

The red car went like a shit out of a shanghai

shit out of a shanghai by Serendipity1307 October 7, 2023

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shitshong

Nobody is quite sure of what shitshonging actually consists of apart from those who do it,these people are part of a secret society called gingers. It is a sort of secret hi5.

Martha I will shitshong the life out of you

shitshong by shitshonger November 8, 2010

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leprechaun on a shitshingle

A derogratory term to use when you are very angry.

James is a leprechaun on a shitshingle because he hates me.

leprechaun on a shitshingle by NovaScotiaK October 28, 2017

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Shitshing

Shitshing is a word used to describe the act of defecating one's pants

A "im gonna brown.."
B "what?"
A "IM SHITSHING"

Shitshing by FTOMI June 30, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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