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shit scarffed 

When someone wipes their ass with another persons scarf without the owner knowing

Often resulting in shitface
You: it smells like shit out here

Me: haha that's because I shit scarffed you this morning

You: haha good one, I'm still going to wear it
shit scarffed by Topher9007 February 5, 2014

shit scarred

An incident which left a mark in your memory and even the thought of it gives you chills.
Aaron - Why do you look so pale?
Harmony - That guy I just broke up, got me shit scarred!

Shit-Scarfer

Someone who uses a scarf to wipe their butt clean. The scarf is grasped at one end behind the rear, pulled between the legs and held at the front by the other hand. A swift sawing motion back & forth cleans the rear. This could cause a UTI if not careful.
While trying to show her friends that she's a shit-scarfer, S*****y gave herself a wedgie.
Shit-Scarfer by BooHooBean March 31, 2010

piece of shit scared shitless 

Man, did you see Josh Hawley run? Talk about a piece of shit scared shitless!

Shit scare 

When you get scared so Badly you poo poo in your pants.
"James was running in the hallway to his room, he stubbed his toe and shit scared himself because he saw his bone sticking out."

you scared the shit out of me 

When someone comes suddenly and you were not expecting and you felt terribly frightening. You were so frightened that you meant that the person made the shit comes out from you.