born to shit, forced to wipe

real pain.

everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.

lady 1) im in pain.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.

by borntoshitforcedtowipe August 11, 2020

The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy

1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.

You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit

Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'

by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021

load of shit forced down the throats of billions

Something completely overrated and became suprisingly very popular very fast.

Pokemon is a loud of shit forced down the throats of billions.

by omg, DUH!! October 26, 2003

forced shit

The act of taking a dick in your ass and accidently shitting everywhere because you just cant take the pain

EXAMPLE: my friend bryce had a forced shit a huge nigger was going to town on his white little ass he just couldnt take it and shit everywhere.

by RAMBOMAN April 9, 2010

Special Forces Shit

-noun- A bowel movement that is completed in a short period of time and leaves a wake of olfactory destruction.

-adjective- To get in, get out, leave a path of olfactory destruction and no one knows you were the one that was in there.

-noun- Someone left a special forces shit, because I didn't see anyone in there, but damn it reeks.

-adjective- He is special forces shitter, no one can ever catch him in the act, but leave a trail of destruction behind him.

by Dick-man March 5, 2010

force-shit

Horse-shit facts your friends tell you about Star Wars.

"Man, the length of the lightsaber is determined by the size of the Jedi and their force capabilities."
"Nah man, that's force-shit."

by RoyalEmu January 11, 2015