shit clipper 

The part of the anus that allows you to clip the shit from your rectum and have it fall in the toilet, on the floor, or in your pants if you couldn't hold it.

Yo, that bitch is such a slut she can take two cocks in her shit clipper at once!

shit clipper by coke_doggy_dogg March 24, 2008

shit chipper 

Placing human or animal fecal matter in a ziplock bag with various condiments. i.e mustard, ketchup, raw eggs. Placing bag in a two man sling shot and whipping it at cars.

Eric and Adam were bored so they decided to fire shit chippers at school buses.

shit chipper by Mr. Oxyman May 11, 2014

Shitclapper 

Someone who finds it acceptable to shit onto their hand, and violently clap his or her hands together. This process causes an almighty explosion of shit.

This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.

Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.

Wife: "Darling, wont you come with me and my frail elderly mother to the local flower show?"
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."

YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."

Shitclapper by MntyTnt January 11, 2015

shitslipper 

1) a person who deserves to have their feet dirtied by shit.

2) a person who deserves to eat shit.

1) Fuck you man! You're a shitslipper!

2) You're such a shitslipper.

shitslipper by Stanky Fred October 2, 2009

shitflipper 

Classic black school shoe

Oh look he’s wearing shitflippers instead of trainers

shitflipper by Llama 🦙 March 18, 2021