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This is when one sleeps with a female. After intercourse one waits till she is alseep. While asleep you lay a steamer in her mouth, if this doesn't awake her right away you can also perceed to insert your thumb into her anus, and then run away.
Man my ex girlfriend was being such a bitch lastnight i gave her the old shit and ditch.
by Mr nooglets January 25, 2009

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